1.24.2009
Movie Night
1.23.2009
Cadbury Ad
Star Trek Cribs
1.20.2009
Star Wars (by someone who hasn't seen it)
Resuming Weight Watchers
Then, in April of last year, I refocused on watching what I ate and joined the Weight Watchers online program. I was able to bring my weight down from 231.4 pounds on April 25, 2007, down to 199.0 pounds on October 3. I was able to keep my weight within a few pounds of that until June 2008.
I have tried to keep up with following the Weight Watchers program, but I have found it to be challenging since I am just a short walk from a kitchen stocked with food. I need to regain control and stop going to the kitchen whenever I feel the slightest bit of hunger. So starting today, I am going to once again track my weight loss progress on my blog. Perhaps by making my weight loss progress publicly available, I will be more inclined to follow through with the program. My goal is to get my weight down 199.0 pounds.
Weight: 216.0 lbs.
Change since last week: N/A
Pounds to goal: 17.0
The 44th President of the United States
With the oath of office, perhaps Chief Justice Roberts should have had some cue cards available so he wouldn't mess up the oath of office. Yes, Obama did start repeating him before he paused, but the misplaced "faithfully" in the second phrase kind of threw of the whole rhythm of the oath even more. Then, when Roberts corrected himself and got the oath right, Obama ended up misplacing the word anyway.
I did like Obama's speech. And I wonder if his and Bush's car ride together to the capitol would have been a bit different if Bush had read Obama's speech ahead of time. In his speech though, Obama did seem to attack the principles of the Bush administration One instance of this is when he said:
As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals. Our Founding Fathers, faced with perils we can scarcely imagine, drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man, a charter expanded by the blood of generations. Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience's sake.I took this to be in reference to the warant-less wiretapping that the Bush administration approved.
There was one error in his speech though. Toward the beginning, Obama said that "forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath." This is not correct. Only forty-three Americans have taken the presidential oath. While Barack Obama is indeed the forty-fourth President of the United States, Grover Cleveland was both the twenty-second and twenty-fourth President of the United States. So while he did take the oath of office twice, once for each term, he was still the same person.
Correction: In the first paragraph, I indicated that I didn't hear anyone boo Bush as he entered, however today (1/21) I found a video of that happening. Shame on those people.
Grocery Shopping
1.19.2009
Changing the Blog Layout
Reorganizing the Office
Today's Martin Luther King, Jr. Day holiday gave me the opportunity to get some things done in the the home office that I have been meaning to do for some time now. One of the tasks I got done was rearranging some of the office equipment. In particular, I moved the two printers to be out of Emma's reach. She has really loved pressing the buttons on my work printer, and she keeps messing with the tray the paper comes out onto on the other printer.I also got some of my Yodas unpacked, enabling me to remove the last box that has been sitting on the office floor since we moved in from the office. I did not have room to unpack my entire Yoda collection though. Some day, hopefully there is room for the rest of it to be displayed.
1.18.2009
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
The Weekend
Since it was still rather cold outside, although it was above zero degrees, we only looked at the indoor exhibits, visiting Discovery Bay and the Tropics Trail. As it was, we got to the zoo a little less than two hours before it closed for the day, and that was just enough time to make it through these exhibits. Emma did enjoy looking at the fish and the tropical animals.
After returning home, I went back out to rent a movie from the Redbox at Cub Foods. I had to go there to buy a few things anyway. I rented The Dark Knight which Mel and I began watching last night. We did not start the movie early enough though as we were too tired to see the whole film last night. We finished the movie while Emma took her nap today. I really enjoyed the movie. It did take me a little time to get into it though. I have to say that this has got to be the darkest and most disturbing movies I have seen in the Batman franchise.
After Emma's nap today we did another fun activity. Mel baked some sugar cookies this morning after making the cookie dough last night (it was ingredients for the cookies that took me to the grocery store last night). So this afternoon, the three of us decorated the cookies. We did not let Emma put icing on the cookies, but she did like pouring on the red and green sugar crystals and the nonpareils. And when I say she liked pouring them on, I really mean it. There were green sugar crystals all over the table as well as the floor and her clothes. For some reason, those sugar crystals sure poured out of their container very easily.
All of the excitement must have worn Emma out, because at 6:45 this evening, she was ready for bed. Well, it could be that she is not feeling well. We think her stomach may be hurting for some reason, so hopefully she sleeps through the night well.
1.16.2009
Another TV Show to Watch
1.15.2009
The Amazing Barack Obama

Durex: Get It On!
1.14.2009
Khaaan!
Well, my good friend Homercles beat me too it, but I am going to write this blog entry anyway. Ricardo Montalbán has passed away at the age of 88. Montalbán is perhaps best known for his role of Khan Noonien Singh in the Star Trek episode "Space Seed" and again in the movie Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Ok, so he is probably better known as Mr. Roarke on Fantasy Island, but it is his role on Star Trek for which I will remember him. That, and for playing the villain Vincent Ludwig in The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! Goodbye Ricardo Montálban, may you enjoy the all that soft Corinthian leather in the afterlife.
Sea Kittens
Now I am wondering if all fish are sea kittens, or just marine fish. Since a sea is commonly defined as a large body of salt water, it occurs to me that freshwater fish, such as mine, would not be sea kittens, as they do not live in a sea, nor in a sea-like environment. Maybe they will have to call non marine fish "freshwater kittens."
Lunch with Emma
At least it didn't seem to be the case for the moment. She teachers had forgotten to give us dessert, individually wrapped Rice Krispie bars. Emma came back to the table for dessert. Then when the was done with that, and had washed her hands again, she came back over to me and did not want to lie down for her nap. I took her to her cot and set her on it. She was crying, but after a moment she did lie down. Since she was looking away from me, I left. I am sure she did fine the rest of the day.
Incidentally, Emma was not the only one who did not want his or her parent to leave. The two other children whose parents were at daycare for lunch also started crying when their mothers tried to leave. I wonder if they will try this again.
Less Than a Week to Go
1.13.2009
A Hell of a Commute
So this morning, instead of driving the one mile to drop Emma off at daycare and then back to the house, I had a twenty-four mile drive to Roseville, Minnesota, this morning. Because of the large amount of snow we received yesterday afternoon, and the damn cold temperatures (it was as cold as -15°F during my commute), there were numerous motor vehicle accidents along my route. It took me 75 minutes to make it to my destination. Fortunately I made it there in time. In fact, since many of the committee members arrived late because of the traffic, we got started late.
The meeting went well. Even though I was not completely familiar with the content we were working with, there were no major issues.
My drive back was much better than the drive there. I did make a detour to the airport on my way back so I could drop off another colleague so he could avoid taking a taxi. Now tomorrow I will be back to my normal routine of working from home all day.
1.12.2009
Doogie Howser
Weekend in Iowa
Speaking of being sick, Emma is staying home from daycare today. She slept most of the way back home from Iowa yesterday afternoon, and she didn't seem like herself after getting out of the truck. We took her temperature last night and found it to be a bit high, 99.6°F. This morning we took her temperature again and discovered that she had a 101.3°F fever. So I will be taking her to the doctor in a little bit this morning to have her checked out. Hopefully I can get a little work done later today if I can get her to take a nap.
1.08.2009
It's Comcastic
This morning I called and the phone system said it would try to reset my modem remotely. It then disconnected my phone call, and I still did not have Internet service, so I called back. This time I got to speak with a customer service technician. He ran me through all the things I had already tried, although he added a new thing to try to my repertoire -- unplugging the modem, removing its battery, and shutting down the computer. When that still did not work, he told me that since I have had reoccurring issues with the Internet service over the past month, there could be something wrong with my modem. He then gave me the option of making an appointment for a technician to come out to the house or to go to a Comcast service center and have them diagnose the issue with the modem, possibly replacing it.
Not wanting to wait for an appointment, I said that I would prefer to go to the service center to get immediate service. He gave me an address for a couple of locations in my area. The first one was in Brooklyn Park and the second was in Minneapolis. The Minneapolis location would have been closer to my home, but through his accent I could not understand what he said for the street name, and when I asked him to spell the street name, he continued on to another location that was almost as far away as the first.
So off I set for Comcast's office in Brooklyn Park, over thirty miles away. It took about forty-five minutes to get there. Thankfully the traffic was not too bad. When I got there and explained my issue to the person at the desk, she told me that since we get our phone service through Comcast, as well as the Internet service, they could not do anything there, but I would have to have a technician come to the house. Gee, if the guy on the phone would have told me that, I could have saved over sixty miles of driving and an hour and a half of my time. So, I made an appointment for someone to come out tomorrow morning. She then added that her computer was showing that there was a service outage in my area. Ok, I realize the technician I was speaking to was located halfway around the world, but you would think that before spending all that time trying to fix my Internet connection, he would have checked for something as simple as a service outage!
Anyway, I drove home and hooked the modem back up, and violà , my Internet connection was once again working! I did not bother cancelling my service appointment for tomorrow between 8:00 AM and 1:00 PM. I figure that whoever shows up can look at the modem and decide if there is an issue with it. Besides, after they wasted an hour and a half of my time today, I do not really care if I waste a little of their time!
1.07.2009
Family Pack
Another thing that bothers me about the packaging is the claim that the Family Pack has "2 times more diapers . . . than Jumbo Pack." The Jumbo Pack of Luvs size 5 diapers has 30 diapers, and the Family Pack has 70. If the Family Pack had 2 times more diapers than the Jumbo Pack, it would have 90 diapers. Two times 30 is 60, and since the box says "2 times more," not "2 times as many," it should have 60 plus 30, or 90, diapers. Perhaps I should write a letter to the makers of Luvs to bring this mistake to their attention
1.04.2009
Franken Wins! (At Least for the Moment)
The recount of votes in Minnesota's Senate election has now ended, and Al Franken has the lead by 225 votes. So barring the inevitible challenge that the Norm Coleman campaign will file, it looks like Al Franken will be the next senator from the state of Minnesota. It looks like Norm Coleman, who initially said that Franken should concede the election, wants more of the rejected absentee ballots to be counted. And he is still concerned about some ballots which he, or rather his lawyers, content were counted twice. As for the twice-counted ballots. If no additional absentee ballots are allowed, these ballots shouldn't matter, as the number of ballots in question is fewer than the vote margin. I'm sure Coleman will drag this out as long as he can though to keep Franken from being seated in the Senate when it reconvenes this month.
1.03.2009
Toddler Bed
She ended up sleeping through the entire night and managed to get herself out of bed when she was done sleeping. We opened her door around 6:30 this morning, after we had heard some noise coming from her room through the baby monitor. At that time, she must have been standing near the door, because she came right out and greeted us.
After all of the difficulties we had getting her to go to bed last night, and the fact that she often screams and puts up a protest when it is time for a nap, I thought that nap time today might not go so well. However, I had no reason to worry. She went down for her nap just fine on her own today.
1.02.2009
A New Year, A New Calendar
While my daily calendar still has 19 days remaining on it (the Bad President Countdown Page-a-Day 2008 Calendar goes to January 20 of this year for some strange reason), it was time to get a 2009 calendar. So wanting to get out of the house yesterday, Mel, Emma, and I headed over to the Mall of America yesterday afternoon where we could then walk around quite a bit, and do some window shopping. We ended up in the calendar store, where everything was half off. Looking through the remaining stock of 2009 calendars, I settled on the Life Is Crap 2009 Daily Boxed Calendar. The calendar is a parody of the Life is Good products that have become popular recently, except instead of illustrating good things about life, it has pictures of crappy things that happen. The picture on the calendar yesterday showed a guy driving an SUV into a tunnel with low clearance with the bikes attached to the top of the vehicle being sheared off. And today's illustration is of a snowboarder flying off a snowy cliff. This should be an entertaining calendar.
A New Video from the Loney Island
1.01.2009
Happy New Year
- George H. W. Bush
- Nancy Reagan
- Barack Obama
- Dick Clark
- David Prowse
- Stephen Hawking
- Ted Kennedy
- Wilford Brimley
- Darryl Strawberry
- Muhammad Ali
- William Shatner
- Kim Jong-il
- Andy Dick
- Willard Scott
- Kenny Baker
- Mr. T
- Bea Arthur
- Queen Elizabeth II
- Suge Knight
- Barbara Bush
Scoring is based on 100 points minus the age of the person who dies, with a minimum of 1 point being awarded per person. I will be sure to keep you, my readers, updated as to my score during the year.
12.31.2008
Dead Pool 2009
12.30.2008
Emma Says...
Another thing that Emma likes to say now is "I want..." What she wants can vary quite a bit. It can be "I want cracker," which she said repeatedly last Sunday morning. She did not stop until she got a graham cracker for a snack. She often fills in other foods in this sentence when she is hungry. She also says "I want Mommy" or "I want Daddy." Usually she wants the parent who is not currently holding her or with her.
A third expression that Emma says with some degree of frequency is "Oh no!" She says this when things fall on the floor, or when she drops food on the floor from the dinner table. She also likes to say "oh no" when she sees something covered with snow, such as the car when we go out to go to day care. She also hates having snow on her shoes, or anyone else's shoes. So she will say "oh no" if there is snow on my shows when I come inside. She will then try to brush the snow off. She did this while we were walking around the grocery store this evening, much to the amusement of others.
It has been really interesting seeing how Emma has begun to put words together into sentences. I just continue to be amazed at how much her vocabulary has grown in recent months.
12.29.2008
A Bit Excited
12.25.2008
Merry Christmas!
12.24.2008
Christmas Videos of the Week: A Patrick Swayze Christmas and Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy
And here is an additional bonus Christmas video, Bing Crosby and David Bowie singing "Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy" from Bing Crosby's 1977 Christmas TV special.
12.23.2008
A Bonus Christmas Video: Christmas in Hollis
A Festivus for the Rest of Us
12.22.2008
It's Working!
12.21.2008
Snowy Day
I also managed to get a couple of packages sent. One of them was a Christmas present for one of Mel's friends in Cedar Rapids. The other was a birthday present for Mel's friend who lives in Ohio. Her birthday is on New Year's Eve. We haven't sent her Christmas present yet, but plan on sending it tomorrow. If she doesn't get it by Christmas, she should at least get it by Friday.
From the weather reports I heard yesterday, we got around six inches of light, fluffy snow. I would have used the snow blower to clear off the driveway, but it is not working. So I ended up shoveling. Emma came out to help. We thought she would enjoy playing in the snow, but when I stood her up in the snow in the yard, she fell back onto her behind and started whining. Apparently playing in the snow is not Emma's idea of a good time. At least it wasn't today.
Today I got a new spark plug for the snow blower. Hopefully that will help it to start. I was working on getting the cover off so I could install it, but the screws are a little tight and it's just too cold to spend much time working on it right now.
12.19.2008
Will the Real Lizard People Please Stand Up
12.18.2008
The Recounting Continues
And in another bit of good news for the Franken campaign, the state Supreme Court ruled that improperly rejected absentee ballots should be counted as part of the recount. That seems like a nobrainer to me. If the absentee ballots were rejected without a legally valid reason to disqualify them, why shouldn't they be counted? Of course Norm Coleman saw it differently, indicating that these people's votes should not count, through absolutely no fault of their own, unless a lawsuit after the recount is completed says that they should. I would expect this from him. He had a modest lead and these ballots, while they could help him, could also hurt him. With the status quo, he knows where he stands, but these ballots could change everything.
I am all but certain that whatever the results of the recount are now, this race will still not be decided. Whoever loses, especially if it is Norm Coleman, will be taking this to court. Hopefully any legal challenges can be resolved quickly before the governor can just appoint someone to the seat because it would be vacant if not filled by the beginning of the next legislative session.
Oh, and apparently when you vote for Al Franken and write in Lizard People for the same race, that is considered an overvote.
Majel Barrett Roddenberry
Majel Barrett Roddenberry, the widow of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry has died from leukemia at the age of 76. From reading some articles about her death, I learned that she did some voice work for the upcoming Star Trek movie which is due to be released next spring, and apparently her lines had all been recorded already. I gather that she is going to be the voice of the computer, a role she had on every incarnation of Star Trek, making her the only actress to appear on each of the different Star Trek series. Of course she also played Number One in the Star Trek pilot episode, Nurse Christine Chapel in Star Trek, M'Ress in the animated series, and Lwaxana Troi on Star Trek: The Next Generation.
A Bonus Christmas Video: Feliz Navidad
12.17.2008
Christmas Video of the Week: Santa Baby
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
That Crazy Shatner
12.16.2008
Keep Your Shoes On
Here's one more video. This time it shows the actual attack on the president, although it is spliced together with some other video.
Merry Christmas from Barney and Friends
Stuff You Should Know
Brrr
12.14.2008
A Visit With Saint Nick
12.12.2008
The Unstoppable Epic Surge
the unstoppable epic surge from GazetteOnline.com on Vimeo.
Shatner in Seattle
12.11.2008
Snowman

12.10.2008
Christmas Video of the Week: Christmas At Ground Zero
Embedding of the video on YouTube has been disabled, but you can view it if you follow this link.
Bad Emma
Emma's day didn't seem to go better at daycare. When Mel picked her up, she learned that Emma had gotten in trouble during the day. Apparently she and another child were fighting over a toy or something and Emma shoved the other kid, leaving a scratch mark on him or her. She got a talking to at daycare, and then again when she got home. I hope she is better behaved today.
How Did This End Up On TV?
12.08.2008
Today's Pointless Blog Posting

12.04.2008
Barbie Kicks Slutz (oops, I mean Bratz) Dolls Collective Asses
A U.S. district judge ordered the maker of Bratz dolls to stop production of the slutty-looking playthings. Although, he did allow them to wait until after Christmas to yank them from store shelves. Barbie-manufacturer Mattel had sued MGA Entertainment over the dolls claiming that the person who designed the dolls was working for Mattel when he developed the ides for them, and therefore they rightfully belonged to Mattel. Apparently a jury agreed with Mattel. Or maybe the jury just thought this would be a good way to get the over-made-up dolls off of store shelves and into the back alleys where they would fit in much better.12.03.2008
Christmas Video of the Week: Do They Know It's Christmas?
12.02.2008
Whee, Wii!
12.01.2008
More Christmas Shopping
11.28.2008
Let the Christmas Season Begin
11.25.2008
Just In Time for Thanksgiving
Mousetrap
OMG
11.21.2008
Who's Captain Kirk?
Turkey For Me, Turkey For You
I thought that some of the captions on screen were particularly funny, such as these two:
GOV. PALIN APPARENTLY OBLIVIOUS TO TURKEY CARNAGE OVER HER SHOULDERAlso, the irony about the question about state programs being "on the chopping block" made me chuckle.
TURKEYS DIE AS GOVERNOR PALIN TAKES QUESTIONS FROM MEDIA
11.18.2008
Star Trek Movie Trailer
11.17.2008
Christmas Shopping
Yesterday afternoon, we all headed over to IKEA and the Mall of America. All we really intended on buying was a bookcase from IKEA. I am planning on using the bookcase to display my Yoda collection which, for the most part, has been boxed up since we moved to Minnesota. We did end up buying a couple other things there though. Mel got a small desk lamp and Emma got a stuffed rat (MINNEN RÃ…TTA). Who would ever have thought to make a rat into a children's stuffed animal?After shopping at IKEA, we headed over to the Mall of America. We mostly intended on just walking around and browsing a bit, but while we were wandering through the Disney Store, we found something to get Emma for Christmas. I carried that item around the store, trying to keep it hidden from Emma. Mel also found something that we could get one of our nephews for Christmas, and we also got a present for our niece. Since almost everything in the store is on sale for 25% off all week, we got some good deals.
Last night I put up the Christmas tree in the living room at home. Currently we are not intending on decorating it until we return from Mel's parents' house Thanksgiving weekend, but we decided it would be easier to just get it put up when we have the time.
11.16.2008
Christmas Is Coming
11.15.2008
Who Are You
While the movie was good, the primary reason we went to the museum was to see the CSI: The Experience exhibit. It was really cool! Before entering the exhibit we were each handed a clipboard with a piece of paper on it. The paper told us which of the three cases we would be investigating while viewing the exhibit. Our assignment was to investigate crime scene number three, "No Bones About It." We started by viewing a crime scene which consisted of the skeletal remains of someone who appeared to have been shot in the head and left in the desert. We had to look at the trace evidence in the lab as well as the firearms evidence. In the photo here, Mel is attempting to determine the caliber of bullet that was in the victim's head. Next we compared the teeth from the victim's remains to the dental records of some missing people and compared the mitochondrial DNA of some dog hair found at the scene with that of dogs owned by people who knew the victim. After that we listened to the medical examiner's report. Finally, we put all of our evidence together and learned who the murder was. It would be neat to go back and try one of the other two cases that they have there.
11.14.2008
Politics in the Bedroom
Flu Shot
11.12.2008
Snow
11.11.2008
Cleaning Out the Garage
In addition to those free items, we have wanted to get rid of a couple of our spare bicycles. Since inheriting my dad's Cannondale bike a few years ago, Mel has been riding my old bike, a Univega Modo Vivere. She has ridden it on two RAGBRAIs, but it is a bit too big for her. Also, she would rather have a recumbent bike to ride. Mel also has a Schwinn Frontier mountain bike that she doesn't ride anymore either. We thought about trading in the Univega at a bike shop in town to help with the purchase of a recumbent, but they do not have Univega in their database of bikes they will take, so I have listed both of them for sale on Craigslist. I have never used that before, so hopefully we get some interest in the bikes. I also hope I am asking for reasonable amounts for the two bikes. I suppose if someone is interested and I am asking too much, they will offer a lower amount. That would be ok.
11.10.2008
Barack O'Bama?
11.07.2008
What's Norm Coleman Afraid Of?
Gas Prices and Snow!
Before I get to work this morning, I just want to say that IT IS SNOWING! I don't think it is supposed to accumulate at all since the ground is still fairly warm, but considering that we had temperatures in the seventies earlier in the week, it is a nice change to see snow.
11.06.2008
Warp Speed
11.05.2008
Beam Me Up Anderson Cooper
Minnesota's Senate Race
11.04.2008
President Barack Obama
One Last Reminder to VOTE
I Voted!
I didn't wait as long to go back to my polling place as I had initially planned. I hadn't really gotten started on much for work yet this morning, so I decided I would go ahead and vote now. Besides, someone is coming to the house between 1:00 and 5:00 this afternoon to fix the dishwasher, so I need to be sure to be home then. When I arrived at the polling place this time, there was no line at all. I was able to get right in and vote. After double and triple checking my ballot to make sure it was completed the way I wanted it to be, I slipped my ballot into the optical scan machine, registering my vote for Barack Obama for President, Al Franken for Senate, and many other people for the office for which they have been campaigning. Now I should just get to work and try not to be distracted by too much political coverage on TV or the Internet today.Went to Vote
In the meantime. Please enjoy the song "Obama Be Thy Name" by Kenyan artist Makadem.
11.01.2008
Trick-or-Treat
Having only recently moved to this neighborhood, we had no idea what to expect for trick-or-treating, so we prepared by having about 250 pieces of candy available to hand out. We were not sure what time kids would start to come around either. Every community in which we lived in Iowa had set trick-or-treating hours. That is not the case here. The first trick-or-treaters arrived around 6:15. Things really picked up after 7:00, and by 8:00, there were few kids coming by, although we did hand out candy until about 8:45. I lost count, but I would guess we had about 40 to 50 kids come by. We do have quite a bit of candy left over.
Today Mel and I did some yard work, picking up leaves and mowing the lawn, while Emma took her afternoon nap. We ended up filling thirteen 39-gallon bags with leaves that had been chopped up in the leaf blower/vacuum. We also got rid of a pickup truck load of brush. We found that the city's compost drop off location is not too far from our house, which is good since it took us two trips to get everything there. Our back yard now looks much better, and the patio is suitable for use now. We will probably still have some leaves falling in our yard from our neighbor's tree, but I do not know if it will be enough that we will have to do anything about it.
Tonight I roamed throughout the house setting all of the clocks back an hour in preparation for the return of standard time tonight. We have so many clocks in the house. Besides the actual clocks, it seems like every other electronic device in the house also has a clock that needed to be changed. I ended up setting back twenty clocks tonight. I just hope I did not miss any.
