Translations

One of the people I follow on Twitter, roneyII, decided some time ago to tweet exclusively using the Klingon language on the third Wednesday of each month. This is something that I have decided to do as well. However, as this seemed to annoy a couple of my Twitter followers last month, I am going to provide translations to my tweets here on my blog. Hopefully this will make everyone happy. The writing in pIqaD (Klingon writing) comes from qurgh's Klingon Language database.

• wej cheb vIchIlnIS pagh yopwaH chu' vIje'nIS.
  I need to lose three cheb (15 pounds) or I need to buy new pants.
  
• 'awje' SuqmeH ghogh HablI' Qum mghangta' jupwI'.
  My friend prematurely ended a phone call to get a soda.
  
• wa'Hu' Letterman lymorghta' neH wa'maH vagh ghot. http://bit.ly/wy5wJ
  Yesterday only fifteen people protested Letterman. http://bit.ly/wy5wJ
  
• Letterman morghwI' yIbej. maw' chaH. http://bit.ly/RmVf5
  Watch the Letterman protesters. They are crazy. http://bit.ly/RmVf5
  
• @roneyii tugh pIv puqbe'lI' vItul.
  @roneyii I hope your daughter is healthy soon.
  
• ghIlab ghew HoH @BarackObama. http://bit.ly/M9NgH
  @BarackObama kills a glob fly. http://bit.ly/M9NgH
  
• jIvumnISqa'.
  I need to resume working.
  
• rIn Qu'wIj!
  My task is finished!